The moment I saw that I knew somebody would bring me up on it! To be honest though, you went down a more specialist route than I expected. I expected a joke about Chinese cooking implements.
My typing’s quite bad, but I’m woking on it.

Why haven’t you mentioned the fact that Ant & Dec are working for Nintendo now so we can all feel better for having hear it from a semi-official place which people at least pay more attention to than our own individual outburts of laughter/anger at the TV? Have you SEEN their new hyper-accesible website enjoynintendo.com? This whole Ant & dec driven ‘Enjoy’ campaign is the equivalent of fitting a disabled ramp onto the Wii, but instead of helping diasbled people, this is helping idiots to understand why they might want a Wii. It’s ridden with the false, corporately cultivated imagery of approvingly mirthful arseholes that you love to make fun of!

http://enjoynintendo.com/#/home

It’s a work of travesty! It’s utterly shameful! Nintendo MUST be punished on a much grander scale for peddling this embarrasing shite! I demand retribution for having suffered under this campaign! They are using the word ‘enjoy’ as a buzzword! That’s not far from ‘obey’ in terms of persuasive buzzwords! They might as well have called it the ‘Obey Nintendo’ campaign. And Ant & Dec! Ant & Dec are WOKING FOR NINTENDO NOW. I think we need to stop and think about the sheer gravity of this.

In light of recent events, may I propose that Nintendo become the official new whipping boy for UK:R, seeing as Sony are shit and all fucked now, at least until Nintendo stop using Ant & Dec. Deal?

Basically, what they need to do is compare playing the PS3 to getting a tit wank from a Page 3 girl. That aught to reach their target audience better than your standard pretentious, arty, overplayed slow motion smash shit up ad. On second thoughts, I don’t want to help Sony out. Ignore my advice. Carry on as usual.

Sega can use the idea, though. Maybe design the DC 2 in the shape of some giant boobs?