Comments on: A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO A MAN ON THE WAY TO HIS PLACE OF WORK

By: RattyDAVE

RattyDAVE — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:11:11 +0000

There is no Spoon!

By: Bulk Slash

Bulk Slash — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:03:13 +0000

Nothing funny ever happens to me on the way to work. I suppose that’s because I work from home and due to a lack of a dedicated office the computer is only 5 feet from the bed. Not a lot interesting can happen with a 5 foot commute.

Luckily for me I can live vicariously through brave souls like Max who is willing to venture outside his house and take photos of the world.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:10:47 +0000

non-articulated lorry?
Would that be an inarticulate lorry then?

By: Rex Everything

Rex Everything — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:45:51 +0000

This reminds of that bible story, the one about bread and fish and stuff. Just change afew names and throw in a donkey and its practically in the new testament.
Fuck I love drinking in the daytime.

By: Police Constable London

Police Constable London — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:30:49 +0000

Name: “Max”, refused to give full name. Initial inquires lead us to believe a certain M.Zorg may be privy to this information.

Date: 15/07/2009

Time: 12:15

Location: Approaching Junction 11 of the M4, Berkshire, England.

Nature of offence: Reckless endangerment of life with a vehicle.

Details: While driving in excess of 80mph on a busy motorway in poor lighting conditions, the defendant searched about for his mobile phone, proceeded to turn it on, sift through multiple menus (a task he later described as “bewildering”) and then undertake a series of complex and needless overtaking manoeuvres on a non-articulated lorry, all while taking multiple photos of said vehicle.

Attending officer’s statement: It is a miracle no one was left with severe brain damage and/or loss of limb.

Recommendation: Clip round the ear, flogging, hanging, unmarked grave in the prison grounds.

By: Sponge Finge

Sponge Finge — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:58:05 +0000

It’s been a long time since I’ve ‘paged the oracle’. It’s about time it was turned into a euphemism.

“Be down in a minute love, I’m just paging the oracle”

By: Glen Slagg

Glen Slagg — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:50:34 +0000

Who is leaving messages for The Oracle? And why does he have to leave at junction 11?
Wouldn’t he have already foreseen that?

By: Voltron 2000

Voltron 2000 — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:33:06 +0000

That’s an absolutely amazing story.