ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS STUPID NEW FITNESS GAME CRAZE
When we’re caught with a high-resolution photograph of a woman in athletic clothing on the computer, we can honestly get away with saying it’s for work.
That’s Julie Seymour. We’re not suggesting she’s remarkable enough to try and track down via various social networking sites, but knowing their names does make it all seem a bit more realistic. Julie’s game is called “NewU Fitness First Personal Trainer”. We wish we “knew her” in the biblical sense.
“Nell McAndrew’s Body Fitness” is several magnitudes more disappointing. And it depends what you classify as exercise, Nell.
filed in ACTUAL GAMES, PROMOTIONAL IMAGES, WORK-RELATED LECHERY on Sep.14, 2009
September 14th, 2009 on 2:58 pm
Blimey, that one in blue in the last pic must have a strong back, they’re bigger than her head…
Being a lazy slugabout with no idea about fitness in general, let alone going running (why not just set out earlier?), do people often have to avoid large logs/worrying large turds blocking half the road?
(I’ll leave the Nell McAndrew ‘exercises’ 3 times a week gag for someone else.)
September 14th, 2009 on 4:03 pm
Julie Seymour’s game sprite must be wearing one hell of a sports bra.
September 14th, 2009 on 11:53 pm
second pic… is she running towards a giant turd?
September 15th, 2009 on 11:09 am
I hadn’t noticed the bra issue, I was admiring the distance fog in the upper half of the screen. Which appears to come from a much more competent game than the lower half of the screen.
September 15th, 2009 on 6:27 pm
Best thing about this update is how Anne and Dave have both made jokes that Giger made in his initial comment. It’ll do wonders for his self esteem to know no one reads his musings. Apart from me, obviously.
September 15th, 2009 on 8:33 pm
Ah well, at least you do, Chief Risk Officer, that’s something at least.
Might make up for the fact I barely read Zorg’s original post myself – my attention obviously tailed off shortly before his final comment about Nell McAndrew and ‘exercise’
September 15th, 2009 on 9:00 pm
That’s some size of norks on the blue lady, and is she running towards a gian….
…fuck.
September 15th, 2009 on 9:57 pm
Ha! that Nell McAndrew! It’s almost like she’s asking me how often I masturbate.
I mean have sex.
Erm.
I mean exercise?
Shit.
Zorg! Bring out the emergency teclast link! Arse, wrong site.
September 20th, 2009 on 2:17 pm
Masturbating is a fabulous form of exercise. If you’re a professional wanker.
I am, I am.