“OMG”
filed in ENEMIES, OFF THE INTERNET on Aug.05, 2009
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
A sort of shop.
THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS

August 5th, 2009 on 12:25 pm
Why does ‘she’ seem to be playing Legend of Zelda on the PSP?
Why does ‘she’ have suspiciously male hands?
Is this an attempt by Sony to capture the lucrative teenage-transsexual pound?
:S
August 5th, 2009 on 12:25 pm
Definitely looks more like ‘laughing AT’ rather than ‘laughing WITH’
Speaking from experience there, obviously.
August 5th, 2009 on 12:53 pm
[...] This post was Twitted by Digital_Foundry [...]
August 5th, 2009 on 2:00 pm
Like, OMG guys she totally bought a lilac PSP and that so doesn’t go with her skirt! And can you believe Troy asked her to the prom? She’s like, such a slut!.
August 5th, 2009 on 2:19 pm
I hope Troy tries to get to fourth base, because, like…I’d totally let him put all 4 fingers in…like…totally.
August 5th, 2009 on 2:20 pm
OMG! It’s a pink brick that does everything worse than all of it’s rivals to the point of being unusable!
I somehow doubt the teen-bitch demographic will be interested in getting their PSP firmware hacked and playing Darkstalkers II on the go.
August 5th, 2009 on 2:56 pm
OMG I liek ponies
August 5th, 2009 on 3:08 pm
I’m not interested either, does that make me a teen bitch?
August 5th, 2009 on 3:35 pm
Not necessarily. Though it does increase your infection rate.
August 5th, 2009 on 4:35 pm
From left to right: would, would, would, would, would.
What?
August 5th, 2009 on 5:48 pm
Is that including the horse and rider onscreen?
August 5th, 2009 on 7:12 pm
I thought that “OMG lilac Psp” was a sarcastic photo-shop until I clicked on the link. This makes me sad.
August 5th, 2009 on 8:32 pm
PSP, SRSLY? GTFO!
August 5th, 2009 on 9:05 pm
Nice to see the ad agency following Sony’s standard brief – “All models within two metres of product must be laughing so hard that they are one fart short of a rectal prolapse”.
Same brief as used on all PS3 and Sony Ericsson phone ads.
August 5th, 2009 on 10:46 pm
It’s a well known medical fact that hysterical laughter is one of the symptoms induced by massive inhalation of burning plastic and brushed metal.
August 5th, 2009 on 10:55 pm
I was a teenage-transsexual and all I got was this lousy PSP.
August 6th, 2009 on 8:07 am
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August 6th, 2009 on 12:09 pm
ROFL @ ZORG 4EVA.
August 6th, 2009 on 4:32 pm
Just look at how much fun the others are having seeing someone else with a PSP. That and probably making fun of the ginger sat on her own in the background.
August 7th, 2009 on 7:10 pm
Does it have a handy clip to hold your tampons?
August 17th, 2009 on 9:21 am
Suddenly Sony’s laughter obssession becomes clear!
http://www.siliconera.com/2009/08/14/scea-experimenting-with-laugh-detecting-emotional-tracking-software/