Comments on: LAUGHING WITH SONY, NOT AT SONY

By: Sponge Finge

Sponge Finge — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:50:12 +0000

They are going to use this to kill everyone.

Detect that they are laughing, use stronger amusement generation with same algorithm. Detect they are laughing more, turn it up more. Eventually you’re incapacitated and the seeds in the PS3 are automatically germinated. Within days the plants will have poked out from the grilles.

What?

By: floppylobster

floppylobster — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:10:47 +0000

I’m kind of aroused by the whole thing but I’d really like to know what that guy is pointing and laughing at so much.

By: StuntCunt

StuntCunt — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:46:34 +0000

Not only a Bravia Widescreen HD telly, but they also bothered to accurately depict the true Sony HD experience: a low-def picture, borders at each side of the screen, and the familiar feeling of being bum-raped by a corporate machine.

By: Trilby

Trilby — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:42:12 +0000

They’ve accidentally given away the patent for the PS4 on the screen as well.

By: Electro

Electro — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:52:35 +0000

Are you sure the patent isn’t for the new Self-Applicating Anal Sex device as shown on the Bravia TV?

Are Sony diverging into the sex toy market now?

By: Leroy

Leroy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:47:18 +0000

I believe that the way this device works is that it reads your mind and then displays how you feel about the PS3 ownership experience on the screen.

By: Police Constable London

Police Constable London — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:14:17 +0000

I’m quite sure they included the Bravia because they know people scour the patent applications these days and did it for a laugh. Free advertising. Here it is, on someone’s blog/public breakdown for all of us to look at.

It worked.

By: Rex Everything

Rex Everything — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:12:15 +0000

The PS3 is as big as that mans armchair! Sony should really think about a lite version. Or just sell it with cushions.
I think that man is laughing at the lastest episode of Hollyoaks were they try and take a serious matter like eating disorders or self harm into a meaningful storyline and then trivialise it but we won’t notice cause were to busy staring at tits.
On a side note I’m playing Shining Force EXA. Thank you sega for fucking up yet again.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:48:35 +0000

Bulk Slash – good point, well spotted. I’d be interested in seeing if it’s capable of detecting a laugh over an entire evening of bbc three. I’ve failed thus far.

By: Bulk Slash

Bulk Slash — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:29:24 +0000

According to the diagram a “laugh” and a “smile” were detected at 1.05pm while watching Channel 4. As we all know, Channel 4 is a creative wasteland, especially during daytime telly.

Clearly the Cell is incapable of detecting emotions correctly or attributing them to the right source. In this case the person was clearly laughing at the PS3 and its continuing lack of compelling games and ludicrous price point.

Also, what happens when “masturbation detected” occurs?