Comments on: A MAN’S SHED, AKA THE “SMALLEST SEGA ARCADE IN ENGLAND”

By: M. Zorg

M. Zorg — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:33:25 +0000

Not caring enough to prove people wrong wins Rex an extra sticker to put on his chart.

By: Rex Everything

Rex Everything — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:30:08 +0000

@Stuntcunt

I handcuff myself to it and wear a motorbike helmet to avoid concussion.

@Branch-me-do said
I would upload a picture of it working but I don’t care enough to prove you wrong.

By: StuntCunt

StuntCunt — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:34:26 +0000

@Rex Everything:

When you’re having a wank in the shed when the missus is out do you hold onto the cabinet’s steering wheel to steady yourself? I wondered since it seems likely that it would slip from your hand causing some kind of spunk-related accident, which you may want to share with us. Cheers.

By: Tails4Eva

Tails4Eva — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:45:09 +0000

This update isn’t good enough to be used for 2 consecutive days, at least bring out some more dreamcast logo’s!

By: No Name

No Name — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:43:21 +0000

It’s probably not even his shed.

By: Branch-me-do

Branch-me-do — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:22:51 +0000

Until there’s pictures of it switched on and working, I say that it’s at best a man with a broken Daytona machine in his shed, and more likely a man with a Daytona cabinet (with no inner workings) in his shed.

By: Mentalist

Mentalist — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:55:38 +0000

@Badben

‘I can’t do a thing with my shed beacuse I can’t get the bikes that have bound themselves together with the hosepipe out.’

I suggest you look up the story of the Gordian Knot…

By: DrHamHock

DrHamHock — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:43:18 +0000

Clean that shit up and give the cab a little respek, man.
At least put in on the front lawn or in the porch. ffs

By: El Nombre

El Nombre — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:16:09 +0000

From the book list comments on kotaku

“I thought Ghosts of Oynx was the best Halo book”

Goodnight America.

BTW rex, most prisoners sadly don’t make mail bags, just other bits of stationery (folders etc) for the Prison Service.
“Ah, a box of new prisoner escort records, I trust these have been crafted by nonces?”

By: Weatherbox

Weatherbox — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:15:41 +0000

Sorry to side-note from your shed, Rex Everything, but it’s been a while since somebody made fun of Kotaku and I wanted everyone to be aware of this:

http://kotaku.com/5304338/kotakus-2009-summer-reading-list

I think I might actually try to purchase ‘Zelda and philosophy’ out of sheer bewilderment that it got published (it begs the question of who the intended audience is). There are some real treats on here.
I can’t believe somebody actually put aside a Sunday to pen a book based on Gears of War. They mist have had a special tool that burows deeper into the wood at the bottom of the barrel than ever before.