Comments on: RICHARD JACQUES SUGGESTS BECOMING A FAN OF RICHARD JACQUES

By: Mister Moth

Mister Moth — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:39:51 +0000

How is this filed as “uncategorized”? You don’t have a Richard Jacques category, Zorg? This is akin to finding YouPorn doesn’t have a tag for “ass to mouth”.

Very akin.

By: No Name

No Name — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:34:35 +0000

Sake:

Christ, man, it’s not that hard. He’s using his real name, and has a throbbing rock between his legs. Who else could it be?

I, on the other hand, am going to wait for several years before sending a friend request. It worked with my wife.

By: Gonk

Gonk — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:33:03 +0000

Was Monsieur Jacques responsible for Magical Sound Shower or Splash Wave?

By: Weatherbox

Weatherbox — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:09:39 +0000

Sorry for the non-sequitir but does anybody know if Valkyria Chronicles is scheduled for an Xbox port?

By: Rex Everything

Rex Everything — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:37:43 +0000

Holy shit this sites becoming like that grinder app! No! I don’t want a rimjob thank you.

By: M. Zorg

M. Zorg — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:44:19 +0000

Yes and YES.

By: ultrabrilliant

ultrabrilliant — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:38:31 +0000

Oh Zorg, can I stick my tongue up your bum and wiggle it about? Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeease, Zorg.

By: CyberRazorMike

CyberRazorMike — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:49:28 +0000

Oh yes! Lets all be friends on FaceFuck!

Seriously. I dont have anyone else to add to the fucking thing, might as well add a bunch of self-confessed wankers to it, eh?

By: Sake

Sake — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:21:57 +0000

Gary can I be your friend on facebook? I can’t find you or Richard on the search so I assume your profiles must be set to private.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:29:45 +0000

Re: ultrabrilliant – bollocks to facebook, you’re not a real fan until you’ve tried to assasinate a president to get the attention of your obsession. Just ask John Hinckley.
So Zorg, how long til you’re taking potshots at Ken Kutaragi or Kaz Hirai (or even one of the ‘sexy execs’) in order to impress Alison ‘Poundland-Lara-Croft’ Carroll or one of the Teclast girls in a drumper?