JAPAN. NATION OF BRAVE SAMURAI WARRIORS
Japanese hardware sales figures for last week. What specialist video game trade refer to as a DOUBLE-WHAMMY – PlayStation3 is dead in Japan as well.
DS: 133k Wii: 75k PSP: 24k PS2: 12k PS3: 11k
It’s over. And remember how cheap the thing is out there, too, compared to here. Nintendo’s waving at the crowd. Expect Sony’s HR department to start sending out lots more letters very soon.
At least the massive UK sales will make up for it.
filed in WAR ON PS3 on Apr.20, 2007
April 20th, 2007 on 10:44 am
Does that banner in the window when viewed completely say “Wanking Sim”?
Is there no level to which they won’t stoop to sell these damn consoles?
April 20th, 2007 on 11:49 am
‘Only 50 in stock so hurry’, surely this is sarcasm
April 20th, 2007 on 1:12 pm
Oh man. I’m going to buy twenty and then sell them on EBay! Unlucky Sega-y fanboys.
I can’t wait to play NHL2K7!
April 20th, 2007 on 1:14 pm
Surely now the time is right for a campaign to get Sega to repackage the lindberg into a smaller case and releases the DC2!!!
April 20th, 2007 on 1:24 pm
WELL WHAT R U WAITING 4
You to use the English language properly, you COCK.
Word verification: skkhfuym
The sound of a porn star snorting spunk that’s been shot up her nose during a bukkake sequence.
April 20th, 2007 on 1:40 pm
if they want it to sell in japan all they have to do is make some interactive animated game/dvd about raping your big titted sister / teacher / mum / nurse / self and call it something like ‘piss hounds 4′.
Hotcakes.
April 20th, 2007 on 3:34 pm
Meh, Obviously such was bound to have nasty side effects… Didn’t expect them to be coming so fast though.
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-m.phtml?photo_key=5738&post_key=31022#photo
These 160 employees were (as mentionned in the letter above that was read in multiple Sony Europe studios on monday) made redundant on monday.
Sony Cambridge : 19
Liverpool : 56
London (all three studios together : 60
and the rest spread across various smaller European studios.
Way to go Sony. This is FUCKING LIVING! Obviously that won’t be part of their dodgy marketing campaign.
2:24 PM
April 20th, 2007 on 3:38 pm
Piss Hounds 4, eh? Where can I get a copy? Sounds excellent.
April 20th, 2007 on 4:10 pm
Actually I’ve never bought a ‘hotcake’, ergo they can’t sell *that* well.
MORE SONY LIES!
April 20th, 2007 on 4:40 pm
So more DS consoles sold in Japan in a week than PS3′s in all of America in a month.
Awesome.
April 21st, 2007 on 7:17 am
My mind can’t take anymore PS3 updates.
April 21st, 2007 on 2:15 pm
all the google ads on the left are about sex offenders registries :D
April 21st, 2007 on 4:21 pm
Probably because Google ads scan your MRU info.
Word verification: bmalnsw
The sound of a paedophile hurriedly editing his registry.
April 22nd, 2007 on 6:40 am
testing
April 22nd, 2007 on 6:41 am
is UK resistance owned by a Korean? Why is the commenting page written in Korean?
April 22nd, 2007 on 9:51 am
Legal reasons.
April 22nd, 2007 on 11:20 am
It could be time to petition SEGA to make Piss Hounds 4 a Dreamcast II launch title.
Hell, I’d even buy a PS3 for Piss Hounds 4.
April 22nd, 2007 on 12:02 pm
Halverde said…
“Hell, I’d even buy a PS3 for Piss Hounds 4″
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1082/612270880tl4.jpg
April 22nd, 2007 on 2:37 pm
David[Does that banner in the window when viewed completely say "Wanking Sim"?]
Lol, I think it says ‘What you looking at this for? Are you f@@king simple!’
BTW Saphion, have you signed this yet?
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?dreamcst
I can hear that Salt & Pepper song, ‘Git up on this, P-Push it real good..’
April 23rd, 2007 on 12:39 am
Haha, I regognise that shop window… they were selling them off at £299 each the other day.. oh and this little gem appeared.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87432949@N00/465079130/
April 23rd, 2007 on 7:58 am
“BTW Saphion, have you signed this yet?
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?dreamcst“
I have now! Cheers!
April 23rd, 2007 on 11:53 am
is regognise a new word like pviously?
April 23rd, 2007 on 2:49 pm
n/t
April 23rd, 2007 on 4:05 pm
This site sucks! Ur stupid wii-fanboys.
April 23rd, 2007 on 5:29 pm
Hanuri2005 sucks! Ur a stupid poopoo farty pants. And so’s your mother.
April 23rd, 2007 on 9:43 pm
Wikipedia Says…
“The PS3 is stupid. Wii is better”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3
It’s official :)
April 24th, 2007 on 12:54 am
slim1945 said…
Wikipedia Says…
“The PS3 is stupid. Wii is better”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3
It’s official :)
went to check that out, and saw a picture of a PS3 running Ubuntu. I love Sonic and all, but it was less painful to see him holding a PS3 than to see my precious Ubuntu locked inside of one. Surely justice will be unkind to the people responsible for that.
Word Verification: vawpesdo– Nintendo’s evil doppleganger from Bizarro World who believes only in games where thugs shoot prostitutes, and who just released a system with a horrible price tag, shitty controller, and a built in Blu-Ray drive.
April 24th, 2007 on 1:12 am
I see they’ve gone for the greengrocers favourite marketing ploy of sticking star shaped stickers on it.
They probably thought if it worked on mouldy old bananas then it might work for the PS3. How sadly mistaken.
Word verification – hvgnhfci
The name of that eastern block prostitute that gave you the clap on that weekend away in Prague last summer.
April 24th, 2007 on 2:43 am
Just been back on wikipedia and the “The PS3 is stupid…” has been removed.
Linux isn’t much use to PS3
being locked out of the RSX.
April 24th, 2007 on 4:02 am
I like how you omit the 360 sales, probably because the post would look stupid with it included.
here it is: Xbox 360 – 2,900
quit your wankfest, fags.
April 24th, 2007 on 7:02 am
“Learning More about American Literacy:
– One of five American adults is not considered to be functionally literate. For example, these adults are unable to read a map or bus schedule, complete a job application or write a letter.”
http://www.lee-county.com/library/progserv/ssvcs/literacy.htm
Love the irony that a website about literacy says “One of five”.
April 24th, 2007 on 11:58 am
I think Fiddy-Pence took an internet right turn where he was supposed to take a left.
WAITING FOR PISSHOUNDS 4!!!
April 24th, 2007 on 12:26 pm
keyrat sounds familiar. Particularly with his elegant use of putdowns – ‘fags’ really is a high brow comment that has no comeback. There’s Oscar Wilde and then there’s you, keyrat old boy.
Wasn’t keyrat part of that flaming that went on a few weeks back? If so, why did you come back? And why don’t you fuck off again?
inorvyzl: shout it from the rooftops!
April 24th, 2007 on 1:17 pm
Maybe Keyrat should be redirected to here,
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/main/index.html
so he can be at home with other like-minded freaks.
Or if he’s just in denial, he could try here,
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12680914741600896164
and find out which side he’s batting for.
April 24th, 2007 on 4:36 pm
Too busy wanking over pictures of keyrat to comment…
April 24th, 2007 on 4:39 pm
keyrat said…
I like how you omit the 360 sales, probably because the post would look stupid with it included.
here it is: Xbox 360 – 2,900
quit your wankfest, fags.
I like how you stop breathing between when you exhale and inhale. It gives me hope you’ll just quit breathing altogether.
April 28th, 2007 on 12:59 pm
I love the Nintendo and Sega more than anything but even i’ll jump to the Xbox’s defense here.
Xbox is only just building it’s fan base, and has far less history in the business.
So what’s Sony’s excuse for only having 11K? When you compare it to market shares before PS3 launch 11K is a joke!
Sony still end up stinking no matter how sony fans try and ‘spin’ it!