GIRL GAMERS STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND
She’s American, therefore she is not being ironic in this photograph. That expression is her ‘being sexy’ expression.
We’d rather take a course of gay drugs and put Master Chief’s balls in our mouths than spend a second in the company of any of these controller-kissing cliches.
filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Apr.26, 2007
April 26th, 2007 on 2:01 pm
Somehow I just can’t imagine her playing CS.
April 26th, 2007 on 2:52 pm
Would. (Low standards.)
April 26th, 2007 on 2:55 pm
would
April 26th, 2007 on 3:32 pm
Thing holding?! On UK:R?! Gasp!
April 26th, 2007 on 3:45 pm
Girls ‘n’ games, now there’s an original concept.
Probably worth a wank but i’d have to photo-shop my mum’s head on first.
Freud, the man was a genious!
April 26th, 2007 on 3:55 pm
I don’t know. She looks to me like she poses to get attention. The only way to truly know is to play along with her.
The gamer girls that I know (both good looking and not good looking) don’t really pose like this. At the most, they’re too busy playing the game when people snap pictures of them.
April 26th, 2007 on 3:56 pm
I too would only wank off to that if Slim1945′s mum’s head was photoshopped on it.
April 26th, 2007 on 4:06 pm
Girl gamers are annoying. They hog the console and seem to be better at all games than me. Frankly, I’d rather have a girlfriend that kept the fuck off my 360.
Well, a girlfriend would be nice.
April 26th, 2007 on 4:27 pm
Right so they have just paid a bunch of slags to sit next to piles of game cases?
April 26th, 2007 on 4:42 pm
Here you go lads, take a gander at this cutie.
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2374/girlgamersagainbigba8.jpg
April 26th, 2007 on 5:04 pm
Ah, the wonders of rohypnol. She has that lovely doped out look on her face.
April 26th, 2007 on 5:11 pm
she does well for a cyclops lol
seriously though does she have both eyes?
April 26th, 2007 on 5:21 pm
I wouldn’t put my controller chord in my mouth. The bloody thing’s filthy, all covered in dust and fluff.
April 26th, 2007 on 5:26 pm
Ask and ye shall receive.
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/sonys-ken-kutaragi-announces-plans-to-retire/
Also: Would. To the lass in the photo that is, not Ken. Even if she is a bit of a slag.
Oh wait, especially if she’s a bit of a slag.
April 26th, 2007 on 5:26 pm
she definately has a touch of the downs just like that sonia off of eastenders (known as ‘the slug’ in our household).
April 26th, 2007 on 5:38 pm
She looks like a crack head.
April 26th, 2007 on 5:41 pm
Jawatron said…
she definately has a touch of the downs just like that sonia off of eastenders (known as ‘the slug’ in our household).
Yes Sonia was the t.v. lesbo kiss that didn’t require me to buy a new pack of mansize tissues.
April 26th, 2007 on 6:04 pm
Sonya off eastenders bears a scary resemblance to a Moomin…..
See:
http://www.kagin.co.jp/mobile/i-mode/img/moomin_1.gif
Would…….beat her at any game involving guns and cars.
She’d probobly win at Super Galdelic Hour though……
April 26th, 2007 on 6:09 pm
Do I win the ‘Best Girlfriend’ prize? (although soon to be wife, so that may all change…)
My other half wants me to buy her Hotel Dusk for the DS, will probably buy me God of War 2 (if, of course, it’s out) so I’ve got something to do while she’s in London for a week, is getting to the end of Kingdom Hearts 2 and encourages me – yeah, ENCOURAGES ME to play games to help her fall asleep. So I get to play games EVERY SINGLE NIGHT purely as a sacrifice to make sure she gets a good nights sleep. Brilliant!
And she’s also a real goer in the sack.
doxxras – something a geeky kid at school shouts in the vain hope it will scare a bully.
April 26th, 2007 on 6:27 pm
From the comments:
“Be cool if the girls expressed more love for the 16 bit era”
I really can’t decide if it would be cool. Would they just be saying that? You’d always worry she was faking it.
April 26th, 2007 on 6:54 pm
” Ooshka said…ENCOURAGES ME to play games to help her fall asleep. So I get to play games EVERY SINGLE NIGHT purely as a sacrifice to make sure she gets a good nights sleep. Brilliant!”
Sounds like your idea of a goer in the sack is different from the rest of us. unless you mean she goers straight to sleep.
what’s she doing in London for a week? Not playing Hotel Dusk i reckon. Hotel duck* is more likely.
word verification: yiimf – proper name for gum stuck under seats on public transport
*Hotel Duck – a game played by people trying to sneak past reception without being spotted.**
**Possibly – i kinda just made that up
April 26th, 2007 on 7:10 pm
@ Ooshka:
Git.
Although Hotel Dusk is very good.
*goes off to have a furious jealousy wank*
April 26th, 2007 on 8:24 pm
http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-9712823-7.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-5
Bit off topic but – PlayStation creator Kutaragi resigns.
Funny jokes welcome.
April 26th, 2007 on 8:43 pm
Isn’t it traditional for him to commit Seppuku now, or was that an Al Pacino film about a New York cop turned whistleblower?
April 26th, 2007 on 10:27 pm
I presume this girl represents the “common female player”, i.e. someone who believes that Avril Lavinge is the emblem of rebellion and although they believe they “don’t care about nuthin’” they feel the need to mention it to anyone with (or in some cases without) hearing.
Yeah, no thanks. I’d rather have one of those lingerie or perfume models I think with the pad just in front of her out of reach – best she not pick it up for fear of confussion on her part as to what it is and why it has wobbly bits.
kilmnk – definition: A DOS command available on all robots in sci-fi films which makes them lash out at bald religious folkie.
April 26th, 2007 on 10:43 pm
Why are the negativity? Tired crackhead girl gamers need loving too.
April 26th, 2007 on 10:57 pm
voorhees: “http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-9712823-7.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-5
Bit off topic but – PlayStation creator Kutaragi resigns.
Funny jokes welcome.”
I know Zorg has been getting some stick for the endless topics about PS3, but we’ll allow him to do this one with open arms! We have won the war!!!
April 26th, 2007 on 10:58 pm
Page 9 is the hottest: http://www.gamerhelp.com/article_viewer.cfm?article_id=123560
<3
April 27th, 2007 on 12:48 am
Adam: I don’t know about that. The third picture down is the way she’d greet mere mortals like you or I, her wrinkled nose and angry gaze implying you were a particularly unpleasant piece of shit intent on smearing itself all over her vulva. Plus she’s over 16. What’s THAT all about.
April 27th, 2007 on 1:21 am
i’m not a native english speaker, so could someone explain me, what do you mean by “would”? is it like: “i would take her”?
April 27th, 2007 on 1:34 am
The best girl gamers I know are at http://www.smln.co.uk
They are hot!
April 27th, 2007 on 2:26 am
Adam: “Page 9 is the hottest: http://www.gamerhelp.com/article_viewer.cfm?article_id=123560“
The way she is holding the Halo CD in the second picture is the international female gamer sign for “I take it up the wrong’un”
Word Verification: dbkrvv
Turkish donkey meat kebab with extra flies and a can of moutain dew
April 27th, 2007 on 4:28 am
Ken Kutaragi steps down and this is the update? You guys should be on call for events like this.
April 27th, 2007 on 7:22 am
Having actually read the article, I’m thinking it’s a made up piece of shit. The questions and answers are so cliched it defies belief – patricularly given the quality of UK:R’s quezzies to Sumo.
I call your bluff, Gamerhelp!
phnarxtq – the sound made by someone making sexual innuendo to girl gamer and then being karate chopped in the throat.
April 27th, 2007 on 10:16 am
Dan said…
Ken Kutaragi steps down and this is the update? You guys should be on call for events like this.
They’re incapacitated in a corner spunked unconscious with the excitement.
Its victory after all.
pyqex: underpants with snack storage facility.
April 27th, 2007 on 12:39 pm
$2 billion loses. That’s a big tax dodge.
See you in hell Sony. Tell Hilter i said hi.
April 27th, 2007 on 2:28 pm
Being a girl that plays a hell of a lot of games myself, I think it’s pretty sad having to pose half naked in order to somehow try and prove you’re a girl gamer!! I mean seriously, why bother? I don’t really understand the mentality behind it. Gamer porn? Lol. It’s like a myspace thing, they just love posing in front of the camera! The bit that made me crease up was when she said something like, ‘I would take off in my ROFL-COPTER’, oh dear god. No.
April 27th, 2007 on 3:03 pm
What exactly IS a ROFL-COPTER?
Confused,
Ooshka
ypnbnsi – a porn star from Soweto
April 27th, 2007 on 4:37 pm
I think it’s a phrase reserved only for those who don’t deserve to live.
(Still would, however.)
April 27th, 2007 on 6:09 pm
THIS is a ROFL-COPTER…
http://ebergen.net/images/lolcopter.gif
:/
April 27th, 2007 on 7:38 pm
‘Console of Choice: PC ‘
M’kay.
squcmu – The noise a gerbil makes when you put it in the microwave
April 27th, 2007 on 8:14 pm
Wouldn’t. She’s got that stupid simpering ‘big lips fishy pout look’ that also makes me hate Scarlett Johansson.
April 28th, 2007 on 7:28 pm
i don’t think gaming girls are sexy.
unless they can kick my ass in street fighter, then maybe, but in a dominatrix-kinda way.
much rather play 1-player SF while discussing something ‘topical’
qoqoreug – a randy kangaroo
April 30th, 2007 on 11:00 am
“We’d rather take a course of gay drugs”… or 5 pints of lager as it’s otherwise known.
xavanai: Antidepressants
May 1st, 2007 on 11:32 am
They’re all too posy, wouldn’t surprise me if someone paid them to do it…Or maybe the few remaining brain cells they might have formed an idea along the lines of “The internet is full of nerdy men and other people who play too many games. Why don’t we pretend to like games and pose a bit for our brothers who can’t take a focused picture so we can launch our shitty porn careers!”
Something like that anyway
I totally agree with bilal about the dominatrix thing.
May 1st, 2007 on 3:56 pm
Women shouldn’t play games, it’s not natural.
Videogames, real videogames, are for men.
Imagine a world wear women commentate on football matches, play videogames, and like cars? :-o
I forgot, that world is now. ( I just hanged myself )
May 2nd, 2007 on 3:08 pm
(I just hanged myself)
Didn’t do a very good job of it if you’re still typing, eh?
jcaqnekt – how a dyslexic spells a type of casual coat